It seems you've stumbled into our pile. Wipe your feet.
- What is Rabid-Duck?
- If you've found this page, you most likely saw the home
page first... and while you're at it, here's a
handy resource.
- That Home Page doesn't explain shit! What's your community actually
about?
- Much like a circle of friends, our community has varying conversation.
We're not limited to a specific topic. Though the community was founded in
tech-related topics, the majority of our discussion is casual and shifts
frequently.
- What kind of people are you?
- As with any internet community, you will only see the side we choose to
show. However, our personalities are as varied as our topics. Some are quiet
and introverted, some are “bubbly cunts”. In the course of an hour, you
might find passionate accounts of recent films and games, disturbingly
graphic sexual imagery, religious discussion, and enough inappropriate words
to get the community protested by self-important mothers. You know, the kind
who band together to “make the internets a safer place for kids?” Yeah. Fuck
those bitches.
- What's going on with all your weird traditions and inside-jokes?
- That's something to be expected in any community. Some of our unique
customs and strange jokes are explained on our wiki page.
- I joined your channel, but everybody was idle.
- We do have some dead time. Most of us are Americans and Canadians, living
in corresponding time zones. Many of us leave our IRC clients running in the
background while we work on other things. Also, several of us are idle for
hours or days (or longer) at a stretch. Steady conversation might include two
people, or over 10 people discussing multiple topics simultaneously. If you
join and nobody greets you, give us a few minutes. We're not ignoring you, we
just haven't caught up yet. That said, don't show up acting like an obnoxious
slab of cuntbutter. If you decide to join the community for the sole purpose
of stirring up shit, you'd be better off going elsewhere.
- Why are you guys so mean to that Saria girl?
- She gets off on all the attention. Trust us, we're doing her a favor.
- You guys are a bunch of racists/homophobes/misogynists!
- It's an act. If we actually hate you, you're probably just a worthless
person, and it has nothing to do with you being a fag, or a jew, or a whiny
shoe-shopping twat (in fact, you might find all three of those in the
channel, if you catch them at the right time).
- Nobody was talking for a long time, then a bunch of people just exploded
into conversation at once, without making much sense.
- Sometimes we play online games together. If chatting isn't available
in-game (and sometimes even when it is available), we'll just talk in the
channel. You know... “Stop camping, you cheap fucker!” or “Your mom was
camping my nuts last night!”