Welcome to the users page! Here you can find out more about the people who comprise this wonderful melting pot of wonders. Looking to talk to us? Join us on IRC! Our web-based client is available to everyone at any time. Also, for the people with IRC clients: irc.rabid-duck.net or irc.slacknet.org / #rabid-duck
AC18D (Vinny)
Location: Wellington, NZHai, I'm Vinny. I'm a 17 year old whiny cuntnugget, regarded as the emo and faggot of the whole network. Hailing from Kiwiland I know nothing but trolling, douchebaggery and how to piss people off, which often leads to my banishment.
I think everyone on irc goes soft on my bacause Danno is my dad...
Also, beware of my faggotbot, Botnus... he has a GREAT taste in porn though
Cenobyte (Jason)
Location: Edmonton, ABhttp://www.thirring.org
I'm a 40 year old hacker physicist who loves cats. I'm also the old man around here, so everyone calls me grandpa and Danno picks on me for my love of Newtons. In reality I plan to unleash a wave of quantum pussy cats on the world...or not. I enjoy making and listening to trance music, playing with computers and learning new things. As a refugee from a dying irc network lophyte brought me over to this place and I have been here ever since. Buckaroo Banzai is my hero, not to mention the rastafarian aliens.
Danno (Dan)
Location: Chicago, ILhttp://dan.rabid-duck.net
They call me Danno.
My real name is Dan, obviously. I'm 24 and I'm either very interesting or incredibly boring depending on the day. I'm also the guy who started Rabid-Duck back in 2001 as a method to keep in touch with my friends when other forms of contact simply pale by comparison.
I think I could be described as a mental defect, which is to say I laugh at tragic moments in movies (and occasionally life) and much of my humor consists of thinly veiled sexual abuse references laced with a little bit of misogyny.
Okay, I'm kidding, relax. I'm actually quite possibly the nicest person you will ever meet, although I will make you go through hell before you figure this out. I'm often the go-to guy for advice and I keep a watchful eye on my friends so they don't self-destruct their stupid lives in as many dumb (albeit hilarious) ways as I have managed to myself. Every person listed here I personally care about, it's a brilliant bunch of people and I'm lucky to have them all.
Not you, though. You go fuck yourself.
FrogGirl (Jamie)
Location: Grand Rapids, MII am a 26 year old wife and mother of
Goat (Rum)
Location: Somefuckingwhere, Bangladeshhttp://www.rantages.com
Hello, my name is Rumman and I am 18 years old.. I am a racist Bangladesh living in a country you never heard of. Now, let's all skip the niceties of life and talk about myself. I hate black people, white people, Jewish people, Oriental people, Eskimos and Buddhists. The world hates Black people so it's sufficient to just mention them. White people hate themselves so I'd rather not bother. Jews need to die. BOMBALLJEWSBOMBALLJEWSBOMBALLJEWSBOMBALLJEWSBOMBALLJEWS. Yes, now I forgot why I hate Chinks. I have a grand scheme to kill all Black Jewish Canadians. If you would like to help me, please go to my site and click on a few ads and read the rantages. Yes, Google is in on this too. I liek football(Soccer, Amerifags) and I was molested by a gay Jewish Catholic Priest when I was 29. Yes, I am also a communist.
Katie (Katie (duh))
Location: Czech RepublicHey, I am a 26 year old from Europe. I came here to relax and have some fun. I have to say that roomies here are wonderful; classy, cool and with a twist of silliness all in one package. Honestly, I do not know what I should say about myself. My info might scare people away :o). I am hopelessly romantic; I love to laugh and have fun, go to movies and hold hands, read books and dream. ~Katie
KitKat (Nikki)
Location: Milton, FLI am a 28 year old stylist, I do hair when I feel like it, I spend my days swimming, writing and drinking wine, keeping a dossier on everyone I've ever met. In short, if you need something talking to me will often help it come to pass. I don't tolerate smart ass trolls, I think there should be an open season declared on them. I like guns, knives, fighting, sparring, swimming, weight training, the cinema and fine arts and will discuss next to anything. I don't give a shit about politics or religion and I don't want to hear you rant on it either. I refuse to use apostrophes when chatting in a room they put me out, if you don't like it /ignore. Enjoy duck, most of these people have the potential to be lifelong friends.
Mah_boi (Nick)
Location: Vancouver, BCI am the 25 year old worm eating at the core of your great society. I spend my days locked in a dark labyrinth of fear and shame, leaving only to restock on Jalapeno Chips. I am engaged to the mysterious Mah_grrl and like to complain sarcastically about how much fun it is being unemployed. Mah_grrl thinks I have an obsession with cats... I am very enthusiastic about video games, specifically the ones I feel are well designed. Oh and before you even ask what's wrong with me: "Five tons of flax."
Nex (Hannah)
Location: Melbourne, AustraliaI'm Nex. 21. Insane. Fat. Sassy. Sarcastic. Apathetic. Jaded. Bitchy. Intelligent. Lazy. Works at a cemetery. Watching human toes curl under the heat of the cremation furnace is one of the best things about my job. It's also fun to be so much a part of death and misery, yet remain aloof and untouched. For now. Being overly empathetic (read: pathetic), it can be hard. Compartmentalizing makes it easier.. I'm hooked to an Englishman who's entirely too warm when we're sleeping and teases me for having a seriously cold ass. I'm a mix and match of most QC characters and have more personal flaws than you've seen horse dicks. I'm entirely too vitriolic and I couldn't give a fuck about your feelings. However, get to know me and I might surprise you. I love a handful ofpeople, care for a dozen and the rest of you are little dust blips on my radar.
Cockmongers.
Noc (Dan)
Location: Grand Rapids, MIhttp://arryesh.rabid-duck.net
I am a 27 year old Dutch Jew father of
Pogo (Justin)
Location: Wandering foreverhttp://pogo.rabid-duck.net
I'm 27, but my appearance and personality lead most people to believe I'm still in high school. I experience frequent powerful mood swings that put pregnant womens' to shame. I can't stand smoking or bad spelling. If you can't spell certain words, I'm going to assume that you're a child, a foreigner, or an idiot. I don't get off on being "unique" or "eccentric", and I really don't give a shit about impressing you. :) Games are a huge part of my life, but I'm never up to date with any current consoles. I joined the network several years back, after having previously been involved in another community with Danno. I have a million projects going on at any given moment, but lack the motivation and willpower to ever finish anythi
Saria (Erin)
Location: Pearland, TXI'm a 24 year old indecisive female (and founding member of rabid-duck) who will probably take a week to write this paragraph summary about myself. I’m extremely random, and have the attention span of a 2 year old. I listen to metal and classic rock music and will kick your ass in music trivia. Metallica is probably better than anything you listen to. I say what I think and will not hesitate to tell you if you’re a douchebag. I am extremely stubborn and have a horrible temper, I will rage at you in a second and regret it later. I scoff at movies and music that have to do with romance but when I’m alone I always cry at them. I love pro football and video games and can probably tell better dirty jokes than you. I am an excellent driver, better than any other woman and I will not hesitate to flip someone the bird while going 90mph. I am a nice person although I may put on a tough façade, and I always tell the truth.
skife (Justin)
Location: Cedar Springs, MII'm a 25 year old.... 25 year old, I condisder myself "weird". I'm a hybrid Gearhead/geek. I like alot of weird shit that nobody else seems to. I was an avid paintballer a few years back, I've been an off and on member of rabid-duck for awhile, I like most of my internet friends better than my real ones. I'm also going to plow Erin's asshole like an old farmer when she comes to Michigan. I hope she enjoys ass to mouth, because I intend to draw a brown smiley face on her cheek.
Varactor (Solid Snake)
Location: UnknownReal Name: Solid Snake
Age: Unknown
Status: Operational